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Mitzi


Nancy and Michelle’s ‘dog’, looks as if she is a genetically reconstructed Dire Wolf . Nancy, who was looking for the ultimate attack dog, bought her online from a company that promised “300 pounds of Pleistocene Terror”. Michelle was home when Mitzi arrived; by the time that Nancy got home from work Mitzi was convinced that she was a cuddly lap-dog. Mitzi continues to be very friendly, but most people find 300 pounds of unstoppable canine affection very intimidating.